I AM MAD

THE BEAVERS WON* (I'LL EXPLAIN THE ASTERISK IN A MINUTE) AND THAT MAKES ME MAD. I'M SITTING IN MY OFFICE AND PEOPLE WHO NORMALLY CHEER FOR THE DUCKS ARE CELEBRATING A BEAVER VICTORY*. ANY DUCK FAN WHO THINKS THAT THIS IS GOOD FOR THE STATE OF OREGON IS WRONG. THIS VICTORY* IS GOOD FOR OREGON STATE UNIVERSITY AND NO ONE ELSE. THIS HORRIBLE FOR FANS OF THE OREGON DUCKS, THIS IS OUR HATED RIVAL AND THEY WON* A BOWL GAME. THIS RUINS MY DAY!!!!

THE ASTERISK IS INTENDED FOR OREGON STATE FANS WHO HAVE STATED THAT THE UNIVERSITY OF OREGON DID NOT LEGITIMATLY BEAT THE UNIVERSITY OF OKLAHOMA AND THAT THERE SHOULD BE AN ASTERISK NEXT TO THE WIN IN THE RECORD BOOK. THERE WERE FOUR BLOWN CALLS OR NO CALLS THAT WENT OSU'S WAY THAT SWUNG THE GAME IN THEIR FAVOR, HAD THOSE CALLS BEEN CALLED RIGHT THE UNIVERSITY OF MISSOURI WOULD HAVE WON THIS GAME. WHILE I DO BELIEVE THAT LIKE THE UNIVERSITY OF OREGON AGAINST OKLAHOMA THE OREGON STATE UNIVERSITY BEAVERS LEGITIMATLY WON THIS GAME, I AM REQUIRED TO PUT AN ASTERISK NEXT TO IT UNTIL EVERY BEAVER FAN WHO TOLD ME THAT THERE SHOULD BE AN ASTERISK NEXT TO OUR VICTORY OVER OKLAHOMA RETRACTS THAT STATEMENT AND ADMITS THAT THE UNIVERSITY OF OREGON SUCKS DID IN FACT BEAT THE OKLAHOMA SOONERS.

I HATE THE BEAVERS!!!!!

I FEEL BETTER NOW