Tuesday, December 27, 2005

DUCK BASKETBALL



WHEN I POST ENTIRELY IN CAPS YOU KNOW I'M FIRED UP. AS I WAS WATCHING YET ANOTHER WORTHLESS BOWL GAME, I SAW A VERY DISTURBING COLLEGE BASKETBALL SCORE FLASH ACROSS THE BOTTOM OF MY TV PORTLAND STATE 54 OREGON 52 FINAL! I KNOW THE DUCK BASKETBALL HAS BEEN BAD THIS YEAR BUT TO LOSE AT HOME TO PORTLAND STATE! THIS COMES JUST DAYS AFTER LOSING TO THOSE POWERFUL UNIVERSITY OF PORTLAND PILOTS! I AM OFFICIALLY DONE DEFENDING COACH ERNIE KENT! WITH THREE MCDONALDS HIGH SCHOOL ALL AMERICANS ON YOUR ROSTER YOU HAVE NO BUSINESS LOSING TO TEAMS LIKE PORTLAND AND PORTLAND STATE! TO GO 6-6 IN NON CONFERENCE PLAY WITH SCHEDULE AS SOFT AS THEY HAD IS UNACCEPTABLE. WHEN THE SCHOOL IS TRYING TO RAISE $150,000,000+ TO BUILD A NEW ARENA, AND 52 POINTS AT HOME AGAINST A TEAM FROM THE BIG SKY CONFERENCE IS THE BEST THEY CAN DO, SOMETHING NEEDS TO CHANGE FAST! IF I WERE PHIL KNIGHT I WOULD BE RETHINKING MY SUPPORT, WHY SHOULD ANYONE CONTRIBUTE ANY MONEY FOR THIS CRAPPY PRODUCT! OREGON CAN DO BETTER! I HATE TO SAY IT BUT IF THEY LOSE SATURDAY AT HOME TO THE BEAVERS, ERNIE NEEDS TO BE SHOWN THE DOOR! AND PLEASE ERNIE, DON'T LET IT HIT YOU ON THE WAY OUT!

2 comments:

jessybel said...

The Oregon Pac-10 teams are both sucking. For both teams to lose to Portland is an embarrassment. Maybe the coach of the Harlem Globetrotters could do a better job of coaching these clowns.

Joanne said...

Dennis, take a slow deep breath, easy now boy, don't stroke out. Maybe you should root for a great bball team like UCLA!